Remember that time that we left the dog outside of his crate while we were gone but forgot that it gets dark earlier now and didn’t leave on any lights so the dog couldn’t see anything for like 2 hours?
Remember that time James had the hickups for like 30 minutes and I wanted to punch […]

How are John & Kate Plus Eight gonna get divorced when they have 8 children but that’s not my life, thank goodness.
There are 2 new bags of cans outside the dumpster that are not mine which means that I have officially inspired people to save the earth too.
We went hiking today and I fell […]

3 years ago, James’s Grandma’s condo caught on fire (brief explanation here. I don’t know if I ever updated many about what actually happened. The unit below her had a major fire and destroyed her condo. She didn’t lose too many of her belongings, but her condo was done. They were forced to gut it […]

Did you know it’s daylight savings time change tonight? Spring forward. I had no idea until James told me an hour ago. I guess not watching real time TV, and only reading celeb blogs (this is to shield my ears from the miserable negativity everywhere), I tend to miss important info.
Don’t be a moron […]

As my first year of marriage is rapidly coming to a close, I have a terrible case of wedding fever. Since sadly, I can never go to my own wedding again, I need to go to someone else’s. I have like 5 good friends that have serious relationships, so come on people, let’s get on […]

I have been sick, literally like 8 times over the course of the last year. In fact, I had a bad cold the day of our wedding. That was awesome. It really sucks. And I know the reason is because I have had unbelievable amounts of stress. So I’m finally fixing that.
But in the meantime, […]

My friends send out these emails every so often with a list of things that we love, highly recommend or can’t live without.
The items on this list range from make up to food. I believe Amanda started this a long time ago, and I have found some awesome things from these suggestions.
For example, […]

Do you know what’s ghetto?
Farting is ghetto.
Farting!!
Ghetto!!!

Today is Scoopy’s birthday. I love that I have a husband for this birthday season. That’s sweet. So happy birthday to you scoops. I love you and had a perfect day with you.
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Now I would like to talk about flip flops and my love for them. I love flip flops. They are an integral […]

I hate getting had. I just hate when someone outsmarts me because I hate being outsmarted.
So I picked up my mail today and to my joy, a survey! I’m weird. I really like surveys. But not the myspace kind so you can know how many boys I kissed before I was in 6th grade. […]