I’m on my final stretch of being 28. 29 is a few weeks away. I’m old, mature and I know my place in the world. But there was a time when I was 18-21 that I was a hooker. It’s true. My mom even said so.
Like the time she yelled at me and when […]

When I was young, nothing annoyed me more than when I would buy a new article of clothing, and my mom would say “my goooooodness, I should have just kept my old (insert article of clothing that I purchased). I knew it’d come back around.”
Uggggghhhhh. It made me sooooo annoyed.
Well the day has […]

I think I’m the queen of planning big, last minute events.
So I planned this 50th anniversary party for my parents and 40 family and friends in 3 weeks. While that may not sound that spectacular, it isn’t exactly the easiest thing to do. Fortunately, I delegated a ton of responsibilities to my sister, which […]

So yesterday i wrote a post about my lovely parents. Which I emailed them a link to because I thought they deserved to see my sweet thoughts on them.
Then today was so freaking hectic, but I made sure to call them to tell them Happy 50th.
My mom told me thank you, even […]

As some of you know, my parents have been together for a really, really long time. In fact, tomorrow is their 50th wedding anniversary.
50? That’s not so long! Well, recently, I’ve learned the hard way that 50 years is a really freaking long time to be married.
While my mother finds it embarrassing […]

Yesterday was Leslie’s 28th birthday. We had a party here. It was a hoot. Lots of food from the wonderful potluck.
There was a very special highlight from the party. I would first like to give a little explanation. Oh how I love nip slips. They’re my favorite thing. So wonderful Shannon thought she’d make […]

I think I’m going to have to start wearing depends soon. Marriage has really aged me apparently. I used to have the bladder of steel; I never had to pee. In fact, I have this really good friend that would make me crazy because when we spent the night together, she’d get up to pee […]

Tonight I was thinking about what a different person I am than I was one year ago. Not that anyone cares about this post full of deep thoughts. But I like to remind myself that change is good, so I will insight you.
A year ago:
I did not eat any meat besides chicken.
Today:
My husband BBQ’s me […]

A new milestone in my life has occurred.
Somehow, all of the sudden…..
I don’t even read Perez????
WTF??
And the worst part is that I didn’t even notice for like a week! How did I just glaze over the fact that I cut a huge part of my daily routine? It’s like cutting out food and not even […]