I was going to write a lovely welcome back blog that was going to be so happy and uplifting.
I even put thought into it today!! It’s been so long.
But then my husband ruined it all.
So instead, my welcome back blog will be a rant about my misery.
Fueled by this…

I’ll preface this with the back story.
For […]

As many may know, I list pretty much everything on ebay or craigslist. If I’m going to throw it away anyways, why not list it for cash instead of trash?
My latest listing is very dear to my heart. Because it’s so freaking absurd.
Here is my actual craiglist post:
“My husband bought this keyboard because […]

Today the husband told me that he’d like to get a photo project set up of him and the dog.
“That would turn out really cool” he said (in all sincerity).
“That’s nice” I explained, “but how come you’ve never mentioned a photo project of us?”
“Jen, we had engagement and wedding pictures, isn’t that […]

This time…last year…

So it’s officially been a year. I will always consider our wedding one of the most perfect days of our lives together. James told me that the day before our wedding was the best day of his life. He was still single. Thanks.
Married life is good. I’m blessed to have a husband […]

Tonight the husband was looking for straws. He’s never really used a straw to drink his sodas at home, but whateve, something new.
As it turns out, the straw was not for drinking. More for spit wads. At me. I wish this where another one of those jokes in my life. But no. This is […]

As some of you may know, the husband and I are planning a new addition to the family in the near future. This is a huge change in life for me.
Do you know that never once in my life, have I owned a pet. Not a dog, cat or whatever else people grow up […]

One year ago today, this happened.
One of the happiest and most wonderful days that I will remember forever. I can’t wait until so many of my friends experience this same bliss.
Happy engagement anniversary to us. I waited 5.5 years for that, I will go on and feel free to celebrate it.

Love:
Today I told James, “I promise that I want to punch you really hard dead in the stomach.”
The sad thing was that I totally meant it.
I’m not really not a violent person, just sometimes he makes me so angry and annoyed that I get violent sensations that run through my thoughts.
Frequently.
Love:
We moved one of […]

I think I’m going to have to start wearing depends soon. Marriage has really aged me apparently. I used to have the bladder of steel; I never had to pee. In fact, I have this really good friend that would make me crazy because when we spent the night together, she’d get up to pee […]

You know how when you get married you pretty much stop touching? Unfortunately it has proved to be true.
Today I asked my husband if we could hug for 30 seconds. He said, “no way, that’s repulsive.” And then he walked away.
I just want to hug geez.
Although, maybe he was still […]