Our little buddy turned one last week.
Oh and before I forget, merry Christmas! Rampage wanted to say it with a little Christmas light, just a red one.
Anyways…this reminds me of the time that we took him to the vet a couple months ago. In addition to Rampage Maximus, we also call him buddy, […]

Hi. How’s it going?? Long time no read. Sorry. I feel uninspired to write anything lately. I go through those phases. Just have nothing to say that’s worth anyone’s time.
So welcome back.
For the moment, I have a new writing location. I feel like Carrie Bradshaw because I’m sitting in the oasis (the only place […]

Remember that time that we left the dog outside of his crate while we were gone but forgot that it gets dark earlier now and didn’t leave on any lights so the dog couldn’t see anything for like 2 hours?
Remember that time James had the hickups for like 30 minutes and I wanted to punch […]

We’re still the stars of our community. Obviously. And by “we” I actually mean our dog. Anyways, people are always saying the weirdest things to me. But it’s amusing, and it gives me stories to tell.
Did I ever tell you about the drunk lady? The first time she met Rampage and I, she was […]

Some very important events this week.
1. Yesterday I found out that one of my good friends is having baby #2! She’s my age. She’s on baby #2. Ba-bee-#2. That’s a lot of babies. I’m so far behind with that whole baby thing. Going to be 30 in 2 years and I don’t even have […]

I’m going to tell you why I haven’t been blogging: Because 90% of our time is devoted to the dog. And do you want to see blog after blog about dogs? No. So I have had nothing to post. Sorry (Amanda). But since I have nothing else to talk about, here you go:
1. You know […]

In continuing with wonderful positivity, we’ve taken the next step in adult, married life. We brought home a puppy.
Again, I’d like to reiterate, this is my first pet EVER!! Yikes. Yes, it’s odd that I’m almost 30 years old and have never owned a pet in my whole life. But it is what it […]