I have an obsession with the lives of celebrities. I’ve narrowed down my obsession to one main reason: they’re rich and that’s what I strive to be.
This is also part of the reason that I read all of my celeb blogs daily and never miss “the fabulous life of whoever” on VH1.
Well can […]

A busy weekend has come to a close. Why is it that I either have absolutely nothing to do or a million freaking things and no time to sleep.
The one thing I’ll point out that we did was drive up the coast to Santa Barbara. It was so freaking pretty. And needless to say […]

Do you know what my most favorite thing in the whole wide world is?? A nip slip!! It’s like the best thing ever.
Like when it happens to my friends and makes me piss my pants from laughing so hard (and I only think it’s funny when we’re in public and complete strangers see the nip-I’ve […]

Not many movies I want to see now a days. In fact I’m pretty lame about going to the movies. The one movie I wanted to see really, really badly (Knocked Up), took me like a month to see.
None the less, I found 2 movies I actually really really want to see:
Becoming Jane with […]

So it’s probably a bad sign that I have the same sunglasses as Brittany Spears. Any other celeb, I would be like, whatever, I’m cool. But Brittany Spears, does that make me a crackhead like her? I’m worried. Here’s my evidence:

Oooof. I need to do something about this. I don’t want to be like the […]

Really, why has it been so long since I’ve been blessed with my boyfriend’s snotty comments? Well I guess that I’m blessed with them daily, I just try to forget them very quickly.
Tonight my lovely love told me the sweetest thing. He said that it’s weird we’ve been together for 5 years because to him […]

First, I purchased a teal iPod shuffle a few months ago. Well today, do you know that I saw the greatest thing ever! A gold- shiney- beautiful- fabulous shuffle!
Do you even know how disappointed I am that I didn’t get this one? I mean, aside from the $19,000 price difference (because it is dipped in […]

So it was actually James and mine 5th anniversary yesterday. Do you know how freaking long that is to date the same person? It’s a long time.
Good thing I like him a lot, still.
While 5 years seems like a long time together, it’s really not. My parents are having their 50 […]

Elsja said that she’s scared of having ugly children. Well I’m sure it’s something everyone thinks about. I know first hand. I was an ugly baby. It’s really sad. But the future quickly looked brighter for me because I had a cute turn around in the first six months. I’m sure my parents felt much […]

Today on one of the bridge overpasses on the 405, were 3 teenage boys chillin. Looking over the freeway. Fine. Until one of the fuck off pieces of shit children throw something over the freeway. I see it falling fairly far ahead of me and determine that it’s a Del Taco cup. Well they shouldn’t […]