I Love: That this is what the 405 North at 5:20pm (prime rush hour) looked like today:

I don’t care if it was due to an accident that forced the freeway to close (literally everyone was stopped). Fortunately I was able to take side streets around it. Trust me, there is never a day besides today […]

With people’s license plates. Most of the ones I see in reality are not funny. I really just find myself thinking, “you really paid extra for that?”
These ones however, are funny. To me. And that’s what matters.

(Okay that one isn’t real, but that would be awesome if it were! Do you think the DMV […]

I especially hate people named Bob faget Saget. They are so lame. I guess he has some HBO stand up or something, which I refuse to watch.
I can’t tell you how many people I’ve heard say “I want to see his stand up because I’ve heard he’s really dirty.”
So what? I have a dirty […]

So I’d like to follow up on my list of summer To-Do’s and see how we’re checking in. Here is how the list is looking:
1. See Knocked Up
2. Get freshly baked cupcakes at Sprinkles Cupcakes
3. Buy a fancy digital camera
4. Take a weekend trip to San Diego
-(a day trip to Santa Barbara totally counts)
5. Find […]

Every night that James or I leave each other’s houses, we call or text each other when we get home to let the other know that we’re safely home.
Sometimes he forgets to call or text because he’s talking to his neighbors or something. Which is fine, I just like to know he’s home so […]

So James occasionally makes a funny joke. Unfortunately, they’re usually directed at me. But for once, it was some other poor victim!!
Here’s how the story goes according to him:
He’s coming out of 7-11 with his friend, and a homeless crackhead lady comes up to them asking for money.
Scoop claims that he was not in […]

**Tonight I went to the movies and told the guy at the booth that I wanted a ticket for Knocked Up. He said Knocked Up wasn’t playing there, and I got confused why, when I knew it started at 7:55.
Ohhhhh right, I was seeing Superbad. I wasn’t trying to be funny. I’m just confused.
**The best […]

My most favorite thing in the whole world ever is celeb nip slips. I freaking love them. I don’t even know why. Am I lesbian? Possibly. Ask my friends, they’d probably agree.
Anyways, I just discovered a whole freaking website devoted to celeb nip slips!! That’s like the best thing of my whole week!
Celeb […]

So one of my daily celeb blogs has this game on it that is so right up my alley. Popsugar puts two celeb faces next to each other and you have to choose which one is more famous. I know only a few people will enjoy this as much as as I do, the ones […]

I saw this list on one of my daily blogs, “100 Reasons You’re Still Single.” I thought I’d share a few.
**I think these are funny because each of them reminds me of someone I know, or have known at some point in my life. Can you guess who for each?
Why are you still single? Possibly […]