This is a very important poll. I need to make a very serious decision in my life, and I really need some opinions!
So I just can’t make a solid decision as to which song should be up on my Myspace.
Should we go with Pink and her awesome new anthem, or keep the Jonas Brothers […]

I never thought that I would say this. Ever. Really.
For whatever reason, I heard the Jonas Brothers’ song, “Lovebug.” It is seriously the cutest song and I love love love it. I added it to my Myspace just so you can listen to it.
I thought my pathetic low was when I tivo’d My […]

I told James (aka “my husband,” Andrew…) that I can now do a headstand and asked if he’d like to see. I was actually suprised that he said yes.
Well as it turns out, I totally cannot do a headstand.
But I am very good at flailing in the air for an extended amount of time. […]

Do you know something that annoys me more than anything?
Noise.
Noisy things.
Loud noises.
Things that make unnecessary noises.
For example, children and children’s toys. If I actually were blessed with the miserable life changing event of bearing annoying children, they wouldn’t be allowed to make noise and especially wouldn’t be allowed to have toys that make noise. […]

Yesterday was Leslie’s 28th birthday. We had a party here. It was a hoot. Lots of food from the wonderful potluck.
There was a very special highlight from the party. I would first like to give a little explanation. Oh how I love nip slips. They’re my favorite thing. So wonderful Shannon thought she’d make […]

I think I’m going to have to start wearing depends soon. Marriage has really aged me apparently. I used to have the bladder of steel; I never had to pee. In fact, I have this really good friend that would make me crazy because when we spent the night together, she’d get up to pee […]

You know how when you get married you pretty much stop touching? Unfortunately it has proved to be true.
Today I asked my husband if we could hug for 30 seconds. He said, “no way, that’s repulsive.” And then he walked away.
I just want to hug geez.
Although, maybe he was still […]