This time…last year…

So it’s officially been a year. I will always consider our wedding one of the most perfect days of our lives together. James told me that the day before our wedding was the best day of his life. He was still single. Thanks.
Married life is good. I’m blessed to have a husband […]

11:30pm…I haven’t watched tv in a while. Oh perfect Sex And The City. I haven’t watched an episode in weeks, sadly. Hmmm which episode is this? I don’t remember Carrie having long brown hair. Wait, what’s this? Do my eyes and ears decieve me? Nooooo they don’t!!! That’s right James!!! Sex And The City Movie […]

Has been more than I had in mind. But we’re getting it down. Here are some things I’d like to discuss:
-Our dog has a middle name. Maximus.
His name is Rampage Maximus!
-We’ve been in this condo for 2 years. I know 2 of our neighbors. Suddenly, we’re the most popular tenants ever!! Well let me clarify. […]

Today was my first day alone with Rampage since the husband was at work. It’s exhausting. Ex-haus-ting! But James came home to a wife and a dog, so all is well!!
In the midst of everything, I had planned to take pics of some friends since I noticed their walls didn’t have any cool family pics. […]

In continuing with wonderful positivity, we’ve taken the next step in adult, married life. We brought home a puppy.
Again, I’d like to reiterate, this is my first pet EVER!! Yikes. Yes, it’s odd that I’m almost 30 years old and have never owned a pet in my whole life. But it is what it […]

Today is an absolutely wonderfully fabulous day. I have so much joy, hope and happiness. Some amazing and wonderful things happened to us today and we’re blessed and grateful. And no freaking babies are involved so reeeeeeelaxxxxx!!
The world around us sucks right now. But I’m learning that as long as I control my outlook, thoughts […]

Did you know it’s daylight savings time change tonight? Spring forward. I had no idea until James told me an hour ago. I guess not watching real time TV, and only reading celeb blogs (this is to shield my ears from the miserable negativity everywhere), I tend to miss important info.
Don’t be a moron […]

Tonight the husband was looking for straws. He’s never really used a straw to drink his sodas at home, but whateve, something new.
As it turns out, the straw was not for drinking. More for spit wads. At me. I wish this where another one of those jokes in my life. But no. This is […]

Here is my routine:
Friends.
Friends.
Sex And The City.
Smiles.
Sleep.
Well then one day they ruined my routine. Instead of happiness, now I have:
Friends.
Family Guy.
Family Guy.
Anger!
Sleep.
Why did they change the TV line up? Sure the husband is happier. But I’m not. And what happened to happy wife, happy life?? I am not freaking happy. And don’t get me wrong, […]

Buffalo.
Rattle.
Alligator.
As in buffalo, rattlesnake and alligator sausage. Seriously. I was with people who ate this today. I wish it were a joke. It wasn’t. It was real. But what can I say, I was with the girl that eats dog and horse. Yikes. And I guess I should clarify that this girl doesn’t eat […]