The Hookers Of The World.
I’m on my final stretch of being 28. 29 is a few weeks away. I’m old, mature and I know my place in the world. But there was a time when I was 18-21 that I was a hooker. It’s true. My mom even said so.
Like the time she yelled at me and when I got home in my average Thursday night hooker attire. She said, and I quote, “Get upstairs, you look like a hooker, I can’t even look at you!!!!!!!”
(And I realize I’ve quoted these over and over, but I can’t help it, they’re just such great moments with my mom that I will never forget).
And I can’t forget to mention the time Alison & were on our way out in our typical Tuesday night hooker outfits. She snarled as we were walking out with, and I quote, “where are you two going? To hang out with your harbor hooker friends?”
Lol.
Lol.
So my point…I saw you guys on Facebook, why are you still hookers?
I know that halloween is a time to dress up as something you’re not. Awesome! Have fun with it! But if you’re over….and I’m even gonna stretch this…if you’re over 23, try a carebear costume. Or how about jon and kate plus 8? Octomom? See lots of non hooker costumes are out there.
Unfortunately, those are not the fun dress up pics I saw on Facebook this year. Now I’m not a square. I’m all for looking hot. A little cleave…hot. Tight jeans to show off the ghetto bootie (that I only wish I had)…sweet. But it’s unacceptable to see a combination of cleave, abs and the majority of your legs. Even if it is halloween.
The only people under 23 on my Facebook are my nieces. And they weren’t the ones. I’m just saying. So next year, I think I’m going to delete the near or over 30 year olds who show the cleave, and the abs, and the legs and the butt crack, all at once. I’m deleting you from my FB and my life!! Just sayin.