Ugggghhhhh.

September 6th, 2009

I’m just gonna go on and create a new category.
“Stupid husband comments.”

He’s into video games again lately. So he turned on the xbox and cleared something, deleted friends, I don’t know. When he turned it off without having even played a game, I asked if he won.

His response?
“I’m here aren’t I? you tell me.”

Jerk.

A note to my engaged friends…think about the commitment you’re going to soon make. Is it really the right choice? Maybe if one of my friends would have asked me that question…well, I’m just sayin’. JS.

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How Scary, On A Scale From 1-10?

September 2nd, 2009

I did something really bad today.
Like really embarrassing and I’m not sure why I’m going to admit it because really, no one except me & Rampage would know.

So on a scale from 1 to 10, how bad is this…
I watched a whole episode of Hannah Montana!!!!
But the worst part is….
I really liked it!!
As it turns out. that’s such a cute show!! I totally like Miley Cyrus.
I wish I were kidding. I’m not.
I might even watch it again.

The problem is, my husband doesn’t get home from work until almost 8. I miss him and I get lonely, so I think I start to do crazy things.
This is one of them.
Watching Hannah Montana. And liking it.

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For Sale.

August 31st, 2009

As many may know, I list pretty much everything on ebay or craigslist. If I’m going to throw it away anyways, why not list it for cash instead of trash?

My latest listing is very dear to my heart. Because it’s so freaking absurd.

Here is my actual craiglist post:

“My husband bought this keyboard because he wanted to make “beats.” However, he has never made beats, he does not know how to play the keyboard and he has NEVER used it. I don’t even know what to say except let’s get it out of here and make space for something else. This Casio 210 Sound Tone Bank with Pulse Code Modification can be yours to make all the beats your heart desires!! Email me with questions….and get ready to make some rockin beats!”

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But guess what…not one single email about it!! Not one. I guess no one wants my husband’s “studio,” as he refers to it.
His “studio.”
Wow.

You know, some times I read these posts that I write and think I’m pretty funny. Then I stop to think about that the fact that this is actually my life, then I don’t think I’m so funny after all.

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On Being A Better Person

August 23rd, 2009

Do you know what’s actually pretty difficult to do?
Be nice.
Well, more specifically, not being a jerk when faced with stupid situations.

I’m working on being an overall better person. I’ve come to realize that I’m wasting far too much time with lame things and there really isn’t that much time to be remembered as someone with a lot of good qualities. So I’m on it now, before time runs out and people only remember me for kicking my dog and rolling my eyes at my husband.

Today at church (and for anyone that doesn’t know, I’ve taken back to the faith of my roots, and I happily and willingly go to church every Sunday, it makes me very happy). So anyways, today at church, I had to practice being a better person when a group of girls made me want to punch them. Well the past me wanted to punch them. Well I still wanted to punch them, but I kept that in my head (because like I said, I’m working on it).

People can just be so lame and petty and create unnecessary drama. And at church of all places? But oh well, I can’t do anything about how other people act, so the best I can do is control how I act.

So today, instead of saying “didn’t you see the sign ya moron…no seat saving!!!!” Or “maybe if you would have got here on time, we could have avoided this situation, jerk!” Or “I’m going to punch you in the balls and I don’t even care that you’re a chick,”

Instead of all those much more eloquent statements, I politely said “I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware these seats were saved.”

Oh being a better person…maybe I should stick with eye rolling and dog kicking.

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Getting Even Older. And Older.

August 17th, 2009

DSC07209Well, it all started with Lisa, then Elsja. And now….

da da da…

BFF Wedding #3!!

Amanda & Stephen are gettin’ hitched!!!
2010 is the year of weddings. How exciting for them!! Stephen is really tall so it’s all just perfect!!

So it’s official, I have 3 BFFs getting married just months apart. Wish me luck! ;)
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Remember when I had a dog?

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*Photo credit to the husband….

Unfortunately, I still have him. I will say that I don’t despise him like I did when we first brought him home. Now he just annoys me. A lot. A lot! But so does my husband, so what’s one more nuisance in my life?
Many people ask me if I love him yet.
No.
Not so much.
But I like him.
Maybe one day I’ll know what pet love is like. Until then, I’m sure he’ll continue to annoy me.
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Do you like my new theme? I really like the pink/black look. What do you think?
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Finally, more portfolio building was done today….

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Shannon’s adorable niece turned one. And what’s the point of turning one if there’s not a big party to go with it. :) Since I now must update 2 blogs, HERE’S my post on her cutie first birthday!
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There’s my Sunday post…just for you Andrew! Cheers to Monday.

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Sparking My Interest.

August 15th, 2009

I’m not a fan of posting videos really. But this is cool. To me. And if I were at the OC Far and some group of people pulled this off I would be soooooo happy. :)


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Does Anyone Still Read This Pile Of Poop??

August 14th, 2009

Did you even notice my new theme? Do you like it? It’s not pink anymore. I’m all grownsed up.

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New Blogs. Sweeeet.

August 9th, 2009

Have I ever mentioned how much I love taking pictures? Well I really really do. So much in fact that I decided one day maybe I’ll be a photographer. Who knows?

So to spotlight my oh so amateur picture taking skills, please visit my latest blog, www.JenCYK.com. Maybe I’m so incredible that you want to hire me to take pictures of you. Oh sure, I’d be honored. After all, I need a way to pay for all the BFF weddings next year! ;)

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Scoop takes fabulous as well. I prefer people, he prefers scenes. I love his scenes. Keep an eye on his pics too. Here’s his site, in case you don’t have it!

Who knows, maybe one day, as our skills get better and better, we’ll be a cute little husband/wife photog team. That would be so heart warming. How Sweeeeet.

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New Fiances. Sweeeet.

August 9th, 2009

Hey look….new category! BFF Weddings.
Because….
BFF #2 is officially engaged!!!!!
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On our vacation to Australia & Fiji in 2006, Elsja met her now, fiance. Who would have thought their love could conquer the ocean. But it did. And here we are! :)

I have lots of assistant wedding planning in store over the next year. Good thing I’m up for the challenge. Because lots of challenges are to come. Woohoo.

Today I told James, “I’m just going to warn you now, there is going to be excessive wedding talk over the next year, so figure out how to deal with it.” His reply? “There is going to be a lot of tuning you out over the next year.”

Whatever James. you know you’re sooooooo exited too!!!!

Congratulations to the latest happy couple. :)

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I’m So Scared.

August 9th, 2009

I saw this pic on one of my celeb blogs. Do you think it’s real? That’s really scary. I’m so scared.
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